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Category: New Zealand

March 13, 2023 New Zealand / Sri Lanka

That game when Kane Williamson’s most exciting contribution was a bye

2 minute readCricket is a mad and contrary sport. In a Test where he masterminded a successful fourth-innings run-chase with 121 not out, Kane Williamson’s most exciting contribution was to completely bloody miss the ball and run a bye. For those that don’t know, Williamson faced the scheduled final ball of the

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February 28, 2023 England / New Zealand

Jimmy Anderson, majestic island of chuntering irritation and sadness

3 minute readJimmy Anderson has played 179 Test matches and he was completely pissed off to lose this one by a single run. Jimmy Anderson is a quite majestically irritable cricketer. The penultimate ball of the second Test between New Zealand and England could, and probably technically should, have been called a

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February 24, 2023 England / New Zealand

Against all odds Jonny Bairstow might have to make a different spot his own

3 minute readWe once joked that England’s plan for Jonny Bairstow was to keep him guessing. It always seemed like the aim was to treat him as inconsistently as possible to keep him on his toes. After scoring four hundreds and a fifty in five innings last summer, it seemed safe to

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February 17, 2023 England / New Zealand

Peak Nighthawk? Let’s not be too hasty

2 minute readWith 15 minutes to go on day two, Stuart Broad walked out to bat at number four as England’s “Nighthawk”. Second ball he skied a hook that fell to earth after bowler and keeper left it for each other. It is hard to envisage a more Broad passage of play.

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February 16, 2023 England / New Zealand

How do you stop Harry Brook? We’ll tell you how

< 1 minute readThere was a moment during the first Test against New Zealand when England’s number five, Harry Brook, boasted a Test average and strike-rate that were both 94. Either of those would be ridiculous. Both is preposterous. Then he got out. How did Harry Brook get out? We could have told

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February 15, 2023 England / New Zealand

Scott Kuggeleijn over Trent Boult? Really?

3 minute readWhen the weather allows New Zealand to get onto the field for the first Test against England, their attack will be without Kyle Jamieson (stress fracture) and Matt Henry (looming child). It will also be without Trent Boult because apparently no one has really decided on a selection policy for

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December 31, 2022 Australia / Bangladesh / India / New Zealand / Pakistan / South Africa

Ashwin, Warner and run-rates – a recap of the 2022 Boxing Day Tests

2 minute readWe previewed the Boxing Day Tests. We may as well take a look at what happened in them. Australia v South Africa Signs of an upturn for South Africa, who finally passed 200 for the first time in many attempts. Their second innings 204 all out was enough to secure

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November 9, 2022 New Zealand / Pakistan

Slog of the Day: Kane Williamson v Pakistan

2 minute readKane Williamson is a weird-arsed T20 player. He’s been one of the best batters in the world for years, but quite often seems to serve less as a run-scorer and more as a comfort blanket. Williamson made 40 off 40 balls when New Zealand failed to chase 180 against England

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August 8, 2022 Australia / England / India / New Zealand

Lesson from the Commonwealth Games: the team that wins absolutely every single game is a good team

2 minute readWe’ve been here before. Australia are still the team that wins everything – this time gold at the Commonwealth Games. As far as on-the-nose victory anthems go, We Are The Champions by Queen still rules the roost. Comedy writer/actor Stephen Merchant used to talk about trying to write a rival

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June 27, 2022 England / New Zealand

Oh sure, Daryl Mitchell and Jonny Bairstow are batting really well right now, but…

2 minute readJonny Bairstow has worked out that he can score twice as many runs simply by doubling his strike-rate. Daryl Mitchell has realised he’ll probably keep hold of his Test place if he scores a hundred in every single match. But what do these developments actually prove? Because yeah, sure, Jonny

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  1. King Cricket on The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)November 8, 2025

    It continues to be out. As for when it was first out? That's another matter.

  2. King Cricket on The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)November 8, 2025

    Wouldn't say that was the full equation, but it does feel like Ted's in there with a few others.

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    Laurence Elderbrook = Ted Dexter!

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