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Category: Australia

November 14, 2022 Australia / England

So is everyone super-psyched about this Australia v England ODI series then?

2 minute readAn Australia v England series starts this week. The old rivalry. Always an edge to it, bragging rights, a chance to make some sort of statement, yadda, yadda, yadda… The 1986 John Hughes film Ferris Bueller’s Day Off features one of the all-time great film quotes. This is of course

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November 4, 2022 Afghanistan / Australia

Did you see… David Warner’s suicidal switch-prod?

2 minute read‘David Warner b Naveen-ul-Haq’ really doesn’t do it justice. You need to see it. Or at least have it described to you alongside a handful of stills. The switch hit is right up there with cricket’s most hubristic shots. It arguably even surpasses the quite-possibly-smashing-it-straight-into-your-own-face peacocking of the ramp shot.

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October 27, 2022 Australia / England

Cook’s captaincy v Clarke’s captaincy and The Summer of Bell

< 1 minute readWe’re a bit behind with our nagging reminders to listen to episodes of our podcast about the 2013 Ridiculous Ashes. So consider yourself nagged and reminded to listen to episode three (about the third Test) and also episode four (about the fourth Test). These are the last episodes before the

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October 25, 2022 Australia / Sri Lanka

Slog of the Day: Marcus Stoinis v Sri Lanka

< 1 minute readWe’re not sure this feature is really capturing the imagination, but we didn’t get where we are today by allowing complete-lack-of-reader-interest to shape our editorial decisions. If nothing else, picking Marcus Stoinis provides us with an opportunity to remind you how he and Adam Zampa are pissing away the great

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October 13, 2022 Australia / England

Shane Watson’s legendary front pad, the worst piece of cricket in Test history + more

< 1 minute readEpisode two of the 2013 Ridiculous Ashes has gone up this week. It focuses on the second Test, which England won by a long, long way going by conventional cricket metrics, but which featured a strong showing from the tourists in ridiculous terms. We’ve a couple of videos to share

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October 5, 2022 Australia / West Indies

Kyle Mayers is playing Brian Lara Cricket properly

2 minute readKyle Mayers really made an entrance. Since then he’s apparently been training with Codemasters. Short of inexplicably setting off for a run while the wicketkeeper stands at the stumps with the ball in his hands, it’s hard to envisage a more Brian Lara Cricket moment than the six he hit

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October 5, 2022 Australia / England / Features

The 2013 Ridiculous Ashes

2 minute readWe do a podcast with Dan Liebke in which we revisit the funnier moments of historic Ashes series. It’s called The Ridiculous Ashes and the latest series, focusing on England’s memorable 2013 win, is now underway. Have a listen! (Or don’t, if you’re busy. It’s not going to be significantly

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August 8, 2022 Australia / England / India / New Zealand

Lesson from the Commonwealth Games: the team that wins absolutely every single game is a good team

2 minute readWe’ve been here before. Australia are still the team that wins everything – this time gold at the Commonwealth Games. As far as on-the-nose victory anthems go, We Are The Champions by Queen still rules the roost. Comedy writer/actor Stephen Merchant used to talk about trying to write a rival

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May 16, 2022 Australia

Andrew Symonds: “Not every day is about work”

2 minute readAndrew Symonds was killed in a car crash over the weekend. We feel an urge to state that this is dreadful news, which is just a fantastically redundant thing to say. We remember a few years ago reading a cricketer’s obituary and thinking to ourself that one day we’d feel

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April 13, 2022 Australia

The only story you need to know about Australia’s new coach Andrew McDonald

< 1 minute readEvery cricketer has been out for a duck, but Andrew McDonald might be the only player who’s ever been physically assaulted by one. It happened in 2010 when he was walking through Queen’s Gardens in Perth with then team-mate Aaron Finch. “We walked too close to the ducklings and the

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  1. Buttface on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 29, 2025

    Yeah, well, that was that I suppose. Was so unimpressed that it's taken me to what would have been the…

  2. Ged Ladd on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 27, 2025

    I hope you’re not suggesting that Geoffrey’s mum could do better than that with a stick of rhubarb, Tim.

  3. King Cricket on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 27, 2025

    Merry Day After Boxing Day Testmas, JJE!

  4. Aditya on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 27, 2025

    I know it’s hard, with finances dictating everything, but I wish we could have Boxing Day tests in Australia, South…

  5. Tim on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 27, 2025

    Oh Ged. Just think of Geoffrey, he always slows things down

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