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May 2, 2022 County cricket

Pope, pitches, pacesetters: 3 county cricket talking points we don’t want to talk about

3 minute readThat’s the royal we. These aren’t things that we, the county cricket community, are for some reason collectively overlooking. These are just three things that we, King Cricket, don’t really want to talk about for one reason or another. That’s what we’ve chosen to talk about today: the things we

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April 25, 2022 County cricket

Josh Bohannon, Matt Parkinson and the mayfly that is Lancashire’s best team in years

2 minute readLast week might have been the first time since the 1990s when we didn’t think Lancashire could have improved their XI by including Glen Chapple. Chapple is getting on a bit these days, but he was getting on a bit for quite a large proportion of his magnificent playing career

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April 20, 2022 County cricket

So that idea to crown an overall three-format county champion then…

3 minute readIt’s time for the next exciting instalment of the saga we like to call, ‘you may add to the county cricket season, but you may never take away‘. There is no idea so clear and simple that county cricket can’t completely misunderstand and misapply it. The Mail has reported that

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April 11, 2022 County cricket

Is it fair that Hampshire have Mohammad Abbas in the County Championship?

2 minute readThere is much debate about fairness in county cricket at the minute. Is it fair that Nottinghamshire – who finished third in the Championship last year – have to play in division two based on how they performed in 2019? Is it fair that teams in the top flight won’t

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April 6, 2022 County cricket / Features

This is the way the county cricket season begins, not with a bang – and we’re happy with that

4 minute readNot every tournament needs an opening ceremony. We’ll let you in on a secret. We are not a fast waker-upper. Our daughter sometimes wanders into our room at an unconscionable hour and announces, “it’s morning,” in an indignant tone. It is impossible for us to convey the full horror of

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January 26, 2022 County cricket

Come and chair a county cricket club – knowledge and reasoning not essential

4 minute readIt was fun to get an insight into the reasoning of some of English cricket’s key decision-makers. Sorry, not fun – gravely concerning and wildly infuriating. There have been two big discussion points relating to county cricket in recent times: Institutional racism Its inability to produce decent Test cricketers As

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January 10, 2022 County cricket / England / Features

Fast bowling: County cricket’s diesels and the unprepared Test batters they create

3 minute readIn the wake of England’s Ashes failings, there’s been a lot of talk about how the County Championship is played on pitches that encourage medium-pacers. Pitches are not the big problem. There was a good recent piece about county pitches by CricBuzz’s Rob Johnston. The overly-reduced version of that article

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January 4, 2022 Australia / County cricket / England / Features / India / New Zealand / West Indies

17 of the best, worst and weirdest cricket moments of 2021

7 minute readHere is a bunch of stuff that happened in 2021. It is not an exhaustive list, because an exhaustive list chronicling the activities of multiple people across an entire year would take far longer than a year to read. It is just a selection of striking cricket moments from the

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November 17, 2021 County cricket / Features

Life at Yorkshire and what we should be saying about it

5 minute readIt’s time to write an article about Yorkshire because eventually the absence of something can start to look deeply suspicious. In 2006, before this site even had its own domain name, we made a snarky comment about how Adil Rashid had made a splash by being a Yorkshire-born player of

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October 15, 2021 County cricket / Uncategorized

County cricket says 2020 and 2021 didn’t happen

3 minute readYou can see where they’re coming from. But pretty sure they did. What we’re talking about here is of course the format of the 2022 County Championship. Nothing wrong with the format itself. (Oh no, wait, it’s gone back to being lopsided and ridiculous.) The (new) issue is how they’ve

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  1. Ged Ladd on Ralphies, Surrey spin and why winning a game is either the best or worst thing you can do in the County ChampionshipApril 30, 2026

    Indeed. Unfortunately, the Italian cricket team has a dearth of players with names that sound like coffee styles. Marcus Campopiano…

  2. King Cricket on Ralphies, Surrey spin and why winning a game is either the best or worst thing you can do in the County ChampionshipApril 29, 2026

    Genuinely for a minute there thought the Sopranos character we'd referenced above was Ralphie Macchiato. But no, our brain was…

  3. Ged Ladd on Ralphies, Surrey spin and why winning a game is either the best or worst thing you can do in the County ChampionshipApril 29, 2026

    All this Surrey talk lately, KC. Gone soft or summat? Q: What type of coffee does Ralphie Albert - the…

  4. Tim on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 28, 2026

    Hey, I'm Tim! still that's a good idea. comes with the name I guess.

  5. King Cricket on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 27, 2026

    Agreed. Let's do it.

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