If anyone is staying up for day one of the Ashes tonight, we’ll be covering all the important stuff via Twitter.
Here is a list of our intended topics:
- What we’re eating
- What we’re drinking
- Why the world’s sudden, wrong-headed obsession with naps is sickening
If there is anything else that needs tackling, please let us know.
Hopefully this will go better for us than the last time we covered Australia v England via Twitter.