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Matthew Hayden – sport’s greatest orator

Bowled on 9th January, 2009 at 11:29 by King Cricket
Category: Australia cricket news, Matthew Hayden

Never mind cricket. Matthew Hayden’s the greatest speaker in sport, full stop.

“Ultimately it will be my call to look at the bloke that talks to yourself every day in the mirror and say ‘mate it is time to go’ or ’saddle up, pull your socks up and get on with it, you’ve got South Africa and you’ve got the Ashes’.”

Stephen Fry must be shitting himself.

"It’s not that I’m lazy - it’s that I just don’t care"

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  1. Reply
    sam   //   January 9th, 2009 at 11:46

    it all makes perfect sense.

    he needs to saddle up before he gets back on the horse otherwise he might get the runs.

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    A P Webster   //   January 9th, 2009 at 12:53

    Is ‘the bloke that talks to yourself every day in the mirror’ the same as the voice that keeps kicking him? It sounds like a bad case of DID to me.

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    Jon   //   January 9th, 2009 at 12:56

    It must be great having a split personality, I want one. That way I’d actually have some friends.

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    e normous   //   January 9th, 2009 at 12:58

    Haydos and Jesus aren’t friends enough?

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    ceci   //   January 9th, 2009 at 14:59

    I do believe he is John Wayne re-incarnated

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    Ged Ladd   //   January 10th, 2009 at 08:27

    Why is Stephen Fry shitting himself? Is he hoping to open the bowling for England against Hayden? He’s got the height for an opening bowler.

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    S.L.D   //   January 11th, 2009 at 13:13

    wonderful oration from haydox!!!
    he can now seriously think of wrestling as a career
    those guys at wwe talk a lot of gobshit as he does

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    Cricket Coach   //   January 11th, 2009 at 19:25

    Sam’s called it right for me!

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