Do the Pietersen

Do the PietersenAnd then we realised that we didn’t have to write about England one-day internationals if we didn’t want to. We could just publish pictures like the one on the right instead.

It’s a new dance craze. We’re calling it ‘the Pietersen’. It’s like normal dancing, only quite miraculously it’s even shitter and even less fun.

Who knew that anything could be less fun than dancing? Not us, that’s for sure.

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9 Appeals

  1. so how does it go, is there an instruction manual or something ? cuz that looks tricky and my hips arnt what they used to be, which werent much to begin with

  2. It’s essentially an airborne spasm.

  3. You’re an airborne spasm.


  4. Smith, stop insulting the King. That’s treason.

    Anyone else hate the way KP blows his cheeks out the whole time, doing stuff, especially doing the Pietersen?

    It is so annoying. He is so annoying. I wish someone else was captain and star player. Someone nice. Ronnie Barker would be good – he always seemed nice. If a bit dead now.

  5. I suspect that he does the cheek blowing thing when he is thinking – and it’s a signal to those in the know that something portentious and full of captaincy is about to erupt from his cheeks

  6. It’s just a jump to the left. And then a step to the righhhhhhht.

  7. It’s so kinetic…who could be the choreographer?

  8. Is he angling for a place on Strictly Come Dancing?

  9. KP is practising a rather difficult Bhangra move.We may see him as an extra in a Bollywood film.

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