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  • May 20, 2025 King Cricket

    Zimbabwe in England: six lessons from history for those not old enough to remember this kind of thing

    6 minute readThose of us chipping away the verdigris have a pretty good idea what an early summer England v Zimbabwe Test

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  • January 30, 2025 King Cricket

    In praise of the matter-of-fact dynamism of Travis Head

    7 minute readIs there a less showy attacking batter than Australia’s Travis Head? Australia picked a new opener not so long ago

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  • January 16, 2025 King Cricket

    Mark’s wood: Talking joinery and timber with England’s fastest bowler

    5 minute readWe may or may not have caught up with Mark Wood to talk about his interest in wood. It’s a

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  • January 10, 2025 King Cricket

    23 of the best, worst and weirdest cricket moments of 2024

    7 minute readIt was a hell of a year. Probably. Who can honestly remember 12 months’ worth of stuff, let alone assign

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  • January 8, 2025 King Cricket

    Lord Megachief of Gold 2024

    4 minute readOur annual Lord Megachief of Gold award is the highest honour in cricket. The title is recognition of performance over

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February 7, 2022 Australia

Elite intensity: How to misread a Justin Langer headline

< 1 minute readJustin Langer resigned as Australia coach a couple of days ago. Today we completely and utterly misread a headline about him. It’s not that we got the words wrong. We saw the correct words. It’s just that seeing the headline the day after the article was published, we attributed a

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February 4, 2022 England

As England sack their coach, here’s the take none of you want

4 minute readAfter sacking their director of men’s cricket, Ashley Giles, earlier in the week, England have now sacked head coach Chris Silverwood too. Who will follow him? If you have separate captains for different formats, you probably need separate coaches too. In the early days of this website, we had a

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February 2, 2022 Features

Tail-end tons: Who is the worst batter to have hit exactly one Test hundred?

8 minute readSometimes a tail-ender throws the bat and gets a few runs. A quick 20 or 30 or even a half century. But a Test hundred? That’s a bigger thing. Who is the worst batter to have achieved that feat? Many films generate a sense of tension by making the audience

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January 31, 2022 Australia / England

The Test match when no-one wanted to be on top (except maybe Heather Knight)

2 minute readThere aren’t many women’s Test matches at all. This means that the worst thing to produce when there is one would be a one-sided boreathon. The 2022 Ashes Test was most definitely not that. It served up almost as many plot twists as Wild Things (a film that averages one

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January 28, 2022 England

Paul Collingwood deserves a medal for what he said about England’s mad fixture list

4 minute readIf there is one great thing the pandemic may have achieved for cricket, it is making the international game completely and utterly unsustainable. “You are burnt out from the start,” said Paul Collingwood this week, in reference to England’s ill-fated Ashes tour hot on the heels of the T20 World

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January 26, 2022 County cricket

Come and chair a county cricket club – knowledge and reasoning not essential

4 minute readIt was fun to get an insight into the reasoning of some of English cricket’s key decision-makers. Sorry, not fun – gravely concerning and wildly infuriating. There have been two big discussion points relating to county cricket in recent times: Institutional racism Its inability to produce decent Test cricketers As

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January 24, 2022 Regulars

A cricket bat lurking in a wood and masquerading as a plaything

< 1 minute readSend your pictures of cricket bats and other cricket stuff in unusual places to king@kingcricket.co.uk. Feel free to put the cricket thing in the unusual place yourself. Seriously. We’ve nothing against contrivance. Gareth writes… Here are the remnants (signs of a brutal separation of the handle are visible) of a

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January 20, 2022 Australia / England

As another Ashes series gets underway, please tell us we aren’t in “oh shit” territory again already

2 minute readIt’s the Ashes again. Australia won again. Oh shit? If we have a recent sports writing regret, it’s that we only stumbled across the terms MAshes and WAshes after the men’s series had already finished. We very much like this terminology. We wish we’d already started using it. Because it’s

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January 18, 2022 Australia / England

It’s worth reminding yourself that Mitchell Starc really does have an awful lot going for him

2 minute readEngland’s batting average in this series was the lowest in an Ashes series since 1890. Mitchell Starc opened the bowling against them in all five Tests, yet it doesn’t feel like he’ll get his fair share of the credit. We often think this about Starc. Is that fair? A certain

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January 17, 2022 Australia / England

Here are the only four cricket things we can immediately think of that are worse than England’s 2021/22 Ashes campaign

2 minute readWell that was bad, wasn’t it? Unless you’re Australian, in which case that was great, wasn’t it? For a bit. And then maybe not so much. Maybe just a bit hollow by the end. But still slightly great because, you know, residual sense of the Ashes’ importance still. Just about.

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  1. Dan on Burgers, noise and handshakes | another World Test Championship final match reportJuly 21, 2025

    I can't claim the photo, but I can claim the Edrich misspelling.

  2. Tim on Jasprit Bumrah Workload Watch… 86.4 oversJuly 21, 2025

    TBF he didn't claim to be drawing the line himself. But it does seem to be visible to him. Maybe…

  3. A P Webster on Real ale and Schrodinger’s membership | a Lancashire v Derbyshire match reportJuly 21, 2025

    It's not an exaggeration to say that hardly a week goes by without me bemoaning the closure of the Salford…

  4. Ged Ladd on Real ale and Schrodinger’s membership | a Lancashire v Derbyshire match reportJuly 21, 2025

    I loved the idea of a robust pastrami sandwich embarking on a circuit of the ground, until I got my…

  5. A P Webster on Real ale and Schrodinger’s membership | a Lancashire v Derbyshire match reportJuly 21, 2025

    Thanks JB, glad my typo of 'tote back' for 'tote bag' didn't ruin it all for you right at the…

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