Two cricketers in one? Let’s count how many cricketers Ben Stokes was in this Test alone (and then let’s name them)

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People often say that Ben Stokes is two cricketers in one. This seems very disrespectful.

If you’ve never seen or read Altered Carbon, the story is set in a future where people can transfer their consciousnesses into different bodies or ‘sleeves’.

The technology was originally devised so that people could more easily travel to different planets. However, human nature being what it is, people pretty quickly realised that it could also be used to extend lifespan. Old body knocking on a bit? Simply download your consciousness into a new one.

This idea gives rise to a weird and unsettling reality where no-one has much regard for appearances and you can never be entirely sure who a person is. That gnarly old druid fella could be a schoolgirl. That toddler could be your granny.

Theoretically, you could also take one sleeve and download different consciousnesses into it at different points during a cricket match.

While Ben Stokes is just one cricketer – try positioning him at both mid-on and mid-off if you don’t believe us – he does seem to have the capacity to be different players at different times.

Cricketer 1

In the first innings of this Test match against the West Indies, Ben Stokes emerged at 81-3 and hit a 255-ball hundred.

Ben Stokes is a dour middle-order batsman who bats forever.

Ben Stokes is… Shivnarine Chanderpaul.

Cricketer 2

After reaching his hundred, Stokes accelerated. His next 50 runs took just 46 balls.

Ben Stokes is a breathtaking middle-order batsman who can annihilate an attack when the mood takes him.

Ben Stokes is… Brian Lara but not Brian Lara at his absolute best because that would be silly.

Cricketer 3

In the Windies’ first innings, Stokes came on to bowl halfway through and started off bowling a good length at off stump at good-but-unremarkable pace.

Ben Stokes is a generic fast-medium support bowler.

Ben Stokes is… Andy Bichel (in part because Andy Bichel is also a World Cup winner).

Cricketer 4

Stokes carried on bowling though and ended up delivering a mammoth 11-over spell. Almost all of the rest of it was short-pitched. CricViz reports that he bowled 91 outright bouncers in the Test and this wasn’t his only monster spell. This approach saw him dismiss the West Indies’ top scorer in the match (caught and bowled, because why ask someone else to complete a job if you could instead complete it yourself?)

Ben Stokes is an old ball, short ball, workhorse-strike bowler.

Ben Stokes is… The Great Neil Wagner’s Right-Handed Mirror Image.

Cricketer 5

In England’s second innings, Stokes opened the batting and made 78 off 57 balls.

Ben Stokes is an opener who can’t help but try and hit boundaries.

Ben Stokes is… Sanath Jayasuriya.

Cricketer 6

Midway through reprising his Neil Wagner thing in the West Indies’ second innings, Ben Stokes turned and chased a ball hit back past him. He chased it all the way to the fence and put in a big dive to save a single run that really, in the grand scheme of things, was of no consequence whatsoever.

Ben Stokes is an overly enthusiastic fielder who’ll look for any excuse to put in a dive.

Ben Stokes is… Jonty Rhodes.

In summary

Ben Stokes is not just an all-rounder. He is an all-round batsman, an adaptable bowler and a very fine fielder.

Ben Stokes is handy to have around.

9 comments

  1. I was thinking of my current global Test team (as you do) and realised that not only would Ben Stokes be the only Englishman therein, he’d be my first pick on the sheet. Thereafter you obviously pick your Smiths and your Williamsons and your Kohlis, and in each case I’d probably include at least one other from each of their sides. Ben Stokes stands alone, and quite probably makes what would otherwise be a pretty mediocre Test team kind of decent.

    Dunno who that makes him. Chanderpaul again?

  2. I did wonder whether Wagner would get a reference! Glad I wasn’t disappointed. Wagner’s short ball specialism is all the more impressive though as it is delivered at a resolute 83-84 mph whereas Stokes was 4-5 miles an hour faster on average.

  3. Stokes’ bowling got absolutely murdered in the last over to lose a major limited-overs cup final. Ben Stokes is….Simon Hughes.

    Ben Stokes smacked a guy in the face on CCTV and received no criminal or civil punishments, because he is a national sports hero who can afford expensive lawyers. Ben Stokes is…Steven Gerrard.

    1. Not a fan of him, Dan?

      I can understand if the second point still rankles post-acquittal – same with some of the views Stokes has expressed on social media (Ben Stokes is… Ian Botham, but not for the reasons you’d think). The first point, though: that has a little bit of ‘Stuart Broad has accomplished tonnes in his career so let’s go back to the six sixes to make him look bad’ to it.

      1. I’d like it if Broady was still accomplishing tons but I fear that is never-to-be again 🙁

    1. If he’s made up of multiple cricketers he’d be a sort of Omega Prime of Gold or Bruticus of Gold

      Shiv would be the torso, obviously.

  4. That was fun

    I don’t think you need to invoke Brian Lara to decribe a player adapting and accelerating after reaching his ton, perhaps Kevin Pietersen, or maybe Mike Hussey if you wanted a left hand comparison.

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