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April 15, 2020 Australia / England

The 1990s-est Ashes, day three: Australia plug away

4 minute readLast week we picked our 1990s-est England team and our 1990s-est Australia team. This week we’re pitting them against each other in a one-off exhibition Test match with the aid of Cricket Captain 2018’s ‘All-Time Greats’ mode. (This follows Sim Series: Sri Lanka v England last month.) England (66-0) trail

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April 14, 2020 Australia / England

The 1990s-est Ashes, day two: Hard toil for England bowlers

3 minute readLast week we picked our 1990s-est England team and our 1990s-est Australia team. This week we’re pitting them against each other in a one-off exhibition Test match with the aid of Cricket Captain 2018’s ‘All-Time Greats’ mode. (This follows Sim Series: Sri Lanka v England last month.) Australia are 306-5.

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April 13, 2020 Australia / England

Sim Nineties: the 1990s-est Ashes – day one

5 minute readLast week we picked our 1990s-est England team and our 1990s-est Australia team. This week we’re pitting them against each other in a one-off exhibition Test match with the aid of Cricket Captain 2018’s ‘All-Time Greats’ mode. (This follows Sim Series: Sri Lanka v England last month.) The match is

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April 7, 2020 England / Features

The 1990s-est England Test XI

3 minute readLet’s pick a 1990s England XI. We’re not looking for a good team here; we’re not trying to pick a bad one either. We’re just trying to pick an England Test team that couldn’t be more Nineties if it tried. A 1990s England team is not really about the stalwarts

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March 30, 2020 England / Sri Lanka

Sim Series, Sri Lanka v England, 2nd Test, day 4: England rue first innings deficit

3 minute readWith the Sri Lanka v England Test series postponed because of coronavirus, we’re playing out two Test matches between Sri Lanka and England on Cricket Captain 2018’s ‘All-Time Greats’ mode… This is Sim Series. Sri Lanka gave England hell on day three. The tourists are still 88 behind with eight

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March 29, 2020 England / Sri Lanka

Sim Series, Sri Lanka v England, 2nd Test, day 3: Matthews exploits flaccid, careless England

3 minute readWith the Sri Lanka v England Test series postponed because of coronavirus, we’re playing out two Test matches between Sri Lanka and England on Cricket Captain 2018’s ‘All-Time Greats’ mode… This is Sim Series. England battled to some sort of total, but day two belonged to Sri Lanka. They recommence

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March 28, 2020 England / Sri Lanka

Sim Series, Sri Lanka v England, 2nd Test, day 2: Sangakkara and de Silva turn the screw

3 minute readWith the Sri Lanka v England Test series postponed because of coronavirus, we’re playing out two Test matches between Sri Lanka and England on Cricket Captain 2018’s ‘All-Time Greats’ mode… This is Sim Series. England were wobbling on day one only for Graeme Swann and Graham Thorpe to bring them

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March 27, 2020 England / Sri Lanka

Sim Series, Sri Lanka v England, 2nd Test, day 1: Swann counterattacks after Murali and Herath leave England rocking

4 minute readWith the Sri Lanka v England Test series postponed because of coronavirus, we’re playing out two Test matches between Sri Lanka and England on Cricket Captain 2018’s ‘All-Time Greats’ mode… This is Sim Series. Following the first Test, the Cricket Captain developers offered us a copy of the latest version

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March 26, 2020 England / Sri Lanka

Sim Series, Sri Lanka v England, 2nd Test: Team news

3 minute readWith the Sri Lanka v England Test series postponed because of coronavirus, we’re playing out two Test matches between Sri Lanka and England on Cricket Captain 2018’s ‘All-Time Greats’ mode… This is Sim Series. In the wake of England’s big win in the first Test, we asked whether they should

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March 24, 2020 England / Sri Lanka

Fans rage against inaugural Sim Series – brand current rules “totally unfair”

< 1 minute readWith the Sri Lanka v England Test series postponed because of coronavirus, we’re playing out two Test matches between Sri Lanka and England on Cricket Captain 2018’s ‘All-Time Greats’ mode… This is Sim Series. The great thing about being in sole charge of cricket is that we get to piss

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  1. King Cricket on Chapeau, New Zealand – not many teams come to Ireland and win a Test matchMay 30, 2026

    Bat first it is then. Thanks for pointing that out. A classic case of a sentence rewritten so many times…

  2. Ged Ladd on Chapeau, New Zealand – not many teams come to Ireland and win a Test matchMay 30, 2026

    I read the following summary blurb passage in the above article three times, before realising why it made no sense…

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    Made perfect sense from the outset. Ireland need Tests, teams touring England need meaningful tour matches to acclimatise, yet this…

  4. Rhys on Can the 1980s tell us anything about the first Test match of summer?May 28, 2026

    Well, New Zealand were 85/4 so I am not convinced we have seen this quite yet. Touring ireland as a…

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    What we can tell so far is that New Zealand are quite good. In one of the linked articles, APW…

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