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  • January 13, 2026 King Cricket

    Did you see… Harry Brook’s first ball in Melbourne? Unquestionably the 2025/26 Ashes’ finest moment

    5 minute readHarry Brook walked out at 8-3 in England’s first innings in Melbourne. Mitchell Starc ran in and bowled at 145.1km/h.

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  • December 18, 2025 King Cricket

    Sky Sports has boiled its Ashes coverage down to its purest and greatest form: Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain standing there talking about what’s gone wrong

    6 minute readGive us this day our daily treat: 15 to 20 minutes of two 50-something former England captains broadcasting their grey

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  • December 10, 2025 King Cricket

    The 2019 Ridiculous Ashes (podcast)

    2 minute readIt might seem a little odd to be releasing a podcast about a previous ridiculous Ashes series while the current

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  • November 6, 2025 King Cricket

    The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)

    2 minute readOur book, The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments, has now been officially released. You can (and should) buy it –

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  • October 29, 2025 King Cricket

    51. Michael Vaughan Declines A Crushing

    6 minute readaka The Vaughan Supremacy As we’ve already told you (multiple times) we’ve got a book out, co-written with Dan Liebke:

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April 14, 2010 Extras

Project Free Test Match Tickets For Life Because Son Is England Captain

2 minute readBert writes: A few days ago, I enrolled Bert Jr. (aged 7½) at our local cricket club. This is Phase 1 of Project Free-Test-Match-Tickets-For-Life-Because-Son-Is-England-Captain. The club was holding its junior indoor net. Eighteen kids, aged between 7 and 12, all being “organised” by two coaches (or, as I shall see

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April 13, 2010 Regulars

Churro being conspicuously indifferent to the status of Wisden

< 1 minute readMiriam writes: This is Churro, the kitten we were looking after for a fortnight. As you can see, he isn’t conspicuously indifferent to cricket, as he is using the Wisdens as a protective wall from humans who try to stop him gnawing at books. He is obviously also ruminating on

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April 12, 2010 England

Andy Caddick’s Test career – awkward bounce from an awkward bowling action from an awkward bloke

2 minute readWe never wrote about Andy Caddick when he retired. We should have done. Say what you like about Andy Caddick. Say that he was mad as pies; say that he got picked for England because people wanted him there to fix stuff while they were on tour; say he was

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April 11, 2010 County cricket

County cricket players to watch in 2010

< 1 minute readWe’re watching these guys when there isn’t an international match on, which is never: Liam Plunkett Mark Davies Adil Rashid Will Smith Paul Horton Phil Mustard Ravi Bopara

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April 9, 2010 County cricket / England

Ravi Bopara, Essex: first-class batsman to watch in 2010

< 1 minute readThe plight of Ravi Bopara makes an interesting case study. He’s trying to establish himself as a Test cricketer and only Test runs will really persuade anyone that he’s ready. He gets a series of ducks in Tests in Sri Lanka and gets dropped. He promptly makes a one-day double

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April 8, 2010 Match report

South Africa v England, Centurion Test – match report

2 minute readI hadn’t been feeling terribly well, having been off work for a couple of weeks with an ear infection, but had arranged to meet a couple of friends in London on the afternoon of the first day of the series. It was very cold. I think it was snowing. I

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April 8, 2010 County cricket

Phil Mustard: one-day wicketkeeper-batsman to watch in 2010

< 1 minute readSo much of what’s wrong with English cricket can be seen in the never-ending debate about wicketkeepers. First-class cricket’s too weak to show who’s best and because there are so many counties and therefore so many candidates, no player gets much of a run. We are no better informed than

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April 7, 2010 County cricket

Paul Horton: first-class batsman to watch in 2010

< 1 minute readLike Will Smith, Paul Horton’s another who had a 2009 season of less than unbridled success. He did hit 173 in one match, but didn’t do much else. However, if there’s one thing we’ve learnt with these Ones To Watch, it’s that they’re devious bastards and always slip in a

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April 6, 2010 County cricket

Will Smith, Durham: first-class batsman to watch in 2010

< 1 minute readWill Smith was the one batsman who didn’t score runs for Durham last year, which might not immediately mark him out as being worth watching, but the year before that he was arguably their best batsman. We’re putting the mediocre batting down to his being made captain in 2009. It’s

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April 5, 2010 County cricket / England

Adil Rashid, Yorkshire: first-class bowler to watch in 2010

< 1 minute readThe general feeling about Adil Rashid is that maybe everyone should just let him play a bit of cricket. England helped his development no end last season by keeping him out of the majority of Yorkshire’s matches so that he could not play for them instead. Occasionally they let him

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  • Did you see… Harry Brook’s first ball in Melbourne? Unquestionably the 2025/26 Ashes’ finest momentJanuary 13, 2026
  • Sky Sports has boiled its Ashes coverage down to its purest and greatest form: Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain standing there talking about what’s gone wrongDecember 18, 2025
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  1. Ged Ladd on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 23, 2026

    Stranger things have happened. This is English cricket after all. You might come to Rew the day you wrote this…

  2. King Cricket on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 23, 2026

    We keep wilfully suppressing the urge to write more equivocally on this. But yeah, that would be a corker.

  3. King Cricket on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 23, 2026

    To be fair to the ECB, they also haven't been averse to picking Second XI Somerset players over the first-teamers.

  4. Sam on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 23, 2026

    England now have the opportunity to do the funniest, funniest, funniest thing possible and pick Zak Crawley again.

  5. King Cricket on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 23, 2026

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