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February 7, 2022 Australia

Elite intensity: How to misread a Justin Langer headline

< 1 minute readJustin Langer resigned as Australia coach a couple of days ago. Today we completely and utterly misread a headline about him. It’s not that we got the words wrong. We saw the correct words. It’s just that seeing the headline the day after the article was published, we attributed a

February 4, 2022 England

As England sack their coach, here’s the take none of you want

4 minute readAfter sacking their director of men’s cricket, Ashley Giles, earlier in the week, England have now sacked head coach Chris Silverwood too. Who will follow him? If you have separate captains for different formats, you probably need separate coaches too. In the early days of this website, we had a

February 2, 2022 Features

Tail-end tons: Who is the worst batter to have hit exactly one Test hundred?

8 minute readSometimes a tail-ender throws the bat and gets a few runs. A quick 20 or 30 or even a half century. But a Test hundred? That’s a bigger thing. Who is the worst batter to have achieved that feat? Many films generate a sense of tension by making the audience

January 31, 2022 Australia / England

The Test match when no-one wanted to be on top (except maybe Heather Knight)

2 minute readThere aren’t many women’s Test matches at all. This means that the worst thing to produce when there is one would be a one-sided boreathon. The 2022 Ashes Test was most definitely not that. It served up almost as many plot twists as Wild Things (a film that averages one

January 28, 2022 England

Paul Collingwood deserves a medal for what he said about England’s mad fixture list

4 minute readIf there is one great thing the pandemic may have achieved for cricket, it is making the international game completely and utterly unsustainable. “You are burnt out from the start,” said Paul Collingwood this week, in reference to England’s ill-fated Ashes tour hot on the heels of the T20 World

January 26, 2022 County cricket

Come and chair a county cricket club – knowledge and reasoning not essential

4 minute readIt was fun to get an insight into the reasoning of some of English cricket’s key decision-makers. Sorry, not fun – gravely concerning and wildly infuriating. There have been two big discussion points relating to county cricket in recent times: Institutional racism Its inability to produce decent Test cricketers As

January 24, 2022 Regulars

A cricket bat lurking in a wood and masquerading as a plaything

< 1 minute readSend your pictures of cricket bats and other cricket stuff in unusual places to king@kingcricket.co.uk. Feel free to put the cricket thing in the unusual place yourself. Seriously. We’ve nothing against contrivance. Gareth writes… Here are the remnants (signs of a brutal separation of the handle are visible) of a

January 20, 2022 Australia / England

As another Ashes series gets underway, please tell us we aren’t in “oh shit” territory again already

2 minute readIt’s the Ashes again. Australia won again. Oh shit? If we have a recent sports writing regret, it’s that we only stumbled across the terms MAshes and WAshes after the men’s series had already finished. We very much like this terminology. We wish we’d already started using it. Because it’s

January 18, 2022 Australia / England

It’s worth reminding yourself that Mitchell Starc really does have an awful lot going for him

2 minute readEngland’s batting average in this series was the lowest in an Ashes series since 1890. Mitchell Starc opened the bowling against them in all five Tests, yet it doesn’t feel like he’ll get his fair share of the credit. We often think this about Starc. Is that fair? A certain

January 17, 2022 Australia / England

Here are the only four cricket things we can immediately think of that are worse than England’s 2021/22 Ashes campaign

2 minute readWell that was bad, wasn’t it? Unless you’re Australian, in which case that was great, wasn’t it? For a bit. And then maybe not so much. Maybe just a bit hollow by the end. But still slightly great because, you know, residual sense of the Ashes’ importance still. Just about.

It's a Start Of The Season miracle!

Fortunately, my friends in high places have put my mind at ease on this potentially existential crisis in the matter…

"ECB short of balls" the headlines write themselves But major implications like they say. Umpires will refuse to change the…

"If you’ve suddenly got rockets flying around, you’ve got a major problem" Hegseth-esque analysis, there.

Wonder if they could get their hands on a load of Kookaburras instead. That went down well last year, right?

Did you see… Harry Brook’s first ball in Melbourne? Unquestionably the 2025/26 Ashes’ finest moment

Sky Sports has boiled its Ashes coverage down to its purest and greatest form: Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain standing there talking about what’s gone wrong

The 2019 Ridiculous Ashes (podcast)

The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)

51. Michael Vaughan Declines A Crushing