Nonononono. This is not happening. This is NOT happening. This is NOT… HAPPENING.
Remember the worst picture of all time? Now this is the worst picture of all time:
It was sent in by Suave, who says:
“Attached is a photo of cricket bats in unusual places. It has two stuffed weasels with it. That’s gold that is.
“It was taken in a rather poncey wine bar in Norwich, called the Wine Cellar. I was drinking a nice Pouilly Fumé at the time, and noticed this lovely display in the corner. I thought you might like it.”
No we don’t. We don’t like it one bit. We’re shivering just looking at it. Just look at the creepy little bastards – THEY’RE ACTUALLY READY TO POUNCE.
We only got the damned fox off the front page of the site yesterday and now this.