Advice for Fidel Edwards

Surprised they managed to line up the high-five correctly to be honestMaybe just bowl at the stumps, eh?

Surely by now you’ve realised that your team mates have tiny, rigid, Lego man hands with unbending fingers that can’t catch cricket balls. Give it up. They’re only going to let you down.

Fidel Edwards took 4-53 today and could quite realistically have had seven. Spazz-handed fielders and West Indian wickets have contributed greatly to Edwards’ Test bowling average of 40 if this last year is anything to go by.

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2 Appeals

  1. Many catches spazzed today.

  2. It’s sad to think there was a higher standard of fielding when he was playing for Deccan than for his national team!

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