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Monty Panesar to live in Sri Lanka for a bit

Bowled on 15th October, 2008 at 21:10 by King Cricket
Category: England cricket news, Monty Panesar

Maybe he'll learn a reverse five or something similarly exoticEngland have been taking a more individual approach to player development in recent times and we’re all in favour.

Monty Panesar’s going to spend some time playing for the Bloomfield club in Colombo. He’ll get more experience of bowling in subcontinental conditions, but more importantly he’ll be dumped there on his own and might turn into a better-rounded human being.

Now we’re not picking on Monty here. We’d never do that. All we mean is that the man’s 26 and has been led by the hand his entire career. He’s played for Northamptonshire, he’s played for England and that’s it. It’ll do him no end of good to play and live abroad and have the responsibility of being the big player in a side.

He’s not going to suddenly master the doosra or the carrom ball, but he might develop a slightly different attitude – one where he’s more self-sufficient.

Quite apart from that, it’s interesting that the ECB also consider this arrangement to be useful practice before the Test series in India. We thought warming up before Test series was passé. We thought modern cricketers could just turn up on the day and perform at their very best. That’s why they have these constricted tours, right?

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  1. Reply
    J rod   //   October 16th, 2008 at 00:19

    I think it would help if he had to cook and eat his own food as well.

  2. Reply
    J rod   //   October 16th, 2008 at 00:20

    Oh and kill it.

  3. Reply
    J rod   //   October 16th, 2008 at 00:21

    And murder a family and take their home.

  4. Reply
    J rod   //   October 16th, 2008 at 00:24

    You know, self reliant.

  5. Reply
    Dada   //   October 16th, 2008 at 00:32

    He will probably take the weak option and rent a house because he’s not a real man.

  6. Reply
    Dave   //   October 16th, 2008 at 01:01

    Maybe he’ll learn something really exotic, like an arm ball.

  7. Reply
    DamithS   //   October 16th, 2008 at 02:01

    Maybe he wont play at all since our flicking retard adminstrocrats have decided tier a relegates wont get demoted and its opened up a whole big can of worms. 18 of the 20 clubs are planning to boycott the entire season if the decision stands.

    it is as yet unclear if the boycott has anything to do with monty coming but you never know lol

    he might even learn some sinhalese, to dodge potholes and avoid suicide bombers.

    good on monty for coming down. im sure he’d love bloomfield. its where sanath plays/played.

  8. Reply
    miriam   //   October 16th, 2008 at 14:09

    I wonder if he’d bring me back some arrack?

    If anyone knows him, please do ask.

  9. Reply
    King Cricket   //   October 16th, 2008 at 18:17

    Always with the arrack.

    Now we’ve got a Pavlovian hangover.

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