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Strauss being conspicuously indifferent to Strauss’s selection ahead of Owais Shah for England’s final warm-up match before the first Test against New Zealand

Bowled on 28th February, 2008 at 09:39 by King Cricket
Category: Andrew Strauss, Animals being conspicuously indifferent to cricket

A catchy title, we think you’ll all agree.

It’s been a while since we received a picture of an animal being conspicuously indifferent to cricket – TOO LONG, in fact. There are a whole host of animals who have not yet expressed their indifference to this great game. We’ve never had a wholphin. We’ve never had a liger. Our inbox is always open.

Lemon Bella says:

“This is a picture of StraussCat being conspicuously indifferent when I told him that Strauss had been picked ahead of Shah.”

Dear namesake, have no real opinion about you, love Strauss

“As you can see, he put a lot of effort into showing exactly how much he didn’t care about this news.”

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  1. Reply
    Suave   //   February 28th, 2008 at 10:14

    Me thinks, the StraussCat doth protest too much!

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    Miriam   //   February 28th, 2008 at 10:29

    He’s so fluffy, I really want to smoosh him. But is he yawning, or is he roaring with rage?

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    King Cricket   //   February 28th, 2008 at 10:31

    The rest of the cat would probably be showing more signs of rage if that were the case. Yawning.

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    Miriam   //   February 28th, 2008 at 11:31

    Did you know that unlike other members of the big cat family, the puma cannot roar.

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    Suave   //   February 28th, 2008 at 11:35

    Wow, I did not know that! I’ve learnt something new today!

    I reckon it’s because they’re lacking the specialized larynx and hyoid apparatus of Panthera

    but i might be wrong….

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    King Cricket   //   February 28th, 2008 at 11:35

    We’ve made a note of the phrase ‘roar of the puma’ to use about the site some time.

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    Lemon Bella   //   February 28th, 2008 at 11:41

    See, this site is educational as well as… whatever else it is.

    I can confirm that StraussCat is yawning. He only roars when i won’t get up to feed him.

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    matt b   //   February 28th, 2008 at 11:45

    Not wishing to slander your cat Lemon Bella, but StraussCat seems to have rather mucky paws. Where has he been sticking them?

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    Lemon Bella   //   February 28th, 2008 at 11:55

    That’s his fur! He has ginger bits all over him, including his paws.

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    Miriam   //   February 28th, 2008 at 11:58

    I got the “puma cannot roar” fact from this picture of a wistful puma at the Wildlife Photographer exhibition (it’s in the 10-year-old and under category, which is depressing because it kicks any picture I’ve ever taken – ANY picture – firmly to the kerb).

    http://tinyurl.com/2a2n2x

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    King Cricket   //   February 28th, 2008 at 12:07

    Another opportunity to use the phrase ‘knocked into a cocked hat’ goes begging.

    Our favourite phrase. We use it even when it’s not applicable.

    No, we use it ESPECIALLY when it’s not applicable.

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    Miriam   //   February 28th, 2008 at 12:15

    Sorry, what I should have said was “it knocks any picture I’ve ever taken – ANY picture – firmly into a cocked hat”.

    The wistful puma was the runner up in that category. The winning picture features monkeys, which reminds me of one of my favourite New Yorker cartoons – 2 little boys, talking to each other in the corridor at school, one says to the other “there’s a lot of pressure to like monkeys”.

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    Suave   //   February 28th, 2008 at 12:34

    A little history, on the etymology of the phrase, for any non-english readers!

    Firstly, In the game of nine-pins, three pins were set up in the form of a triangle, and when all the pins except these three were knocked down, the set was technically said to be “knocked into a cocked hat.”

    Secondly, the game was named after a three-cornered hat with the brim turned up (i.e. cocked) worn in the late 18th and early 19th centuries.

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    Miriam   //   February 28th, 2008 at 13:54

    That’s very useful for English readers too Suave.

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    Uncle J rod   //   February 28th, 2008 at 14:06

    The england certainly take this strauss seriously.

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    Suave   //   February 28th, 2008 at 14:27

    Happy to be of assistance.

    Itz gud tu lern fings

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