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Category: England

April 27, 2022 England / Features / New Zealand / Sri Lanka

Five Test wicketkeepers who quite often didn’t actually do any wicketkeeping

6 minute readIf you want to be highly regarded as a wicketkeeper-batter, one of the smartest things you can do is not actually keep wicket in a whole load of Test matches. At what point do you become a wicketkeeper? How frequently do you have to don pads and gloves and chunter

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April 19, 2022 England

This is surely the very worst place to get an assessment of Rob Key’s suitability for his new England job – but here’s one anyway

5 minute readWhen we think about some of the decidedly non-newsworthy Rob Key related things we have reported on down the years, it is pretty clear to us that we will have to say something about him becoming the managing director of England men’s cricket too. To give a handful of largely-picked-at-random

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April 15, 2022 England

Joe Root steps down to give England an exciting new problem

5 minute readThe England Test team is going to remain awash with problems for quite some time to come. The best you can hope for as a fan is that they at least keep those problems fresh and interesting. The Joe Root captaincy problem was getting a bit stale, so at least

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April 5, 2022 Australia / England / Features / India

Separate teams? What might a world of cricket format specialists actually look like?

9 minute readWay, way back in 2006, in our first year of writing this website, we described the international fixture list as being fatter than a TV-loving, chip-munching hippo with an abnormally slow metabolism. We probably should have left ourself with more room for manoeuvre because where does that leave us now?

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April 4, 2022 Australia / England

Lesson from the World Cup final: the team that wins absolutely every single game is a good team

2 minute readWell that wasn’t precisely how we expected England to lose the World Cup final to Australia. Nat Sciver played one of the finest World Cup final innings you’re ever likely to see in England’s forlorn chase of 357, making 148 not out off 121 balls. The only issue was that

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March 30, 2022 Australia / England / South Africa

Who will lose to Australia in the World Cup final?

2 minute readWhen we put together our Essentials Calendar last month, we figured we’d turn our attention to the World Cup at this point. We thought our gaze would shift from the West Indies v England Test series at the perfect time and we’d catch a big, exciting finish to the tournament.

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March 28, 2022 England / West Indies

Pretty soon someone is going to prise the brush out of Joe Root’s automaton fingers

3 minute readIf you needed to sum up England’s latest series defeat in a single quote, you could do a lot worse than Joe Root’s pre-tour comment: “I don’t want this to sound like a development tour at all but…” A friend of ours tells a story about when he did a

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March 25, 2022 England / West Indies

That day when a third of the highlights were a 10th wicket partnership

2 minute readIt’s probably best to avoid extrapolating from that England innings in a bid to predict the course of this Test match. England went to Grenada and were at various points 53-3, 53-6, 114-9 and 204-9. This all added up to one of the weirdest-arsed scorecards you are ever likely to

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March 23, 2022 Australia / England / Features

Shane Warne: The greatest foe

6 minute readNo man is an island and no team is either. The team you support is only part of the equation. Opponents elevate a match. Opponents like Shane Warne. Many words have been spoken and written about Shane Warne in recent weeks; about why he was such an incredible leg-spinner; about

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March 21, 2022 England / West Indies

Kraigg Brathwaite does not plan to get out

2 minute read“I had my plan,” said Kraigg Brathwaite after batting for five minutes short of 16 hours against England in the second Test in Bridgetown. “They bowled well, but I stuck with my plan and it paid off.” Whatever Brathwaite’s plan is, getting out doesn’t seem to be a major component.

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  1. Buttface on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 29, 2025

    Yeah, well, that was that I suppose. Was so unimpressed that it's taken me to what would have been the…

  2. Ged Ladd on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 27, 2025

    I hope you’re not suggesting that Geoffrey’s mum could do better than that with a stick of rhubarb, Tim.

  3. King Cricket on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 27, 2025

    Merry Day After Boxing Day Testmas, JJE!

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    I know it’s hard, with finances dictating everything, but I wish we could have Boxing Day tests in Australia, South…

  5. Tim on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 27, 2025

    Oh Ged. Just think of Geoffrey, he always slows things down

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