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  • October 29, 2025 King Cricket

    51. Michael Vaughan Declines A Crushing

    6 minute readaka The Vaughan Supremacy As we’ve already told you (multiple times) we’ve got a book out, co-written with Dan Liebke:

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  • October 13, 2025 King Cricket

    14 England things that happened in the summer of 2025 – do they tell us anything?

    7 minute readSometimes we do this thing where we sift the summer’s events, pick out the more striking moments and then see

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  • August 27, 2025 King Cricket

    Cheteshwar Pujara is trying to sidle out on the sly – but we ain’t gonna let him, are we?

    7 minute read“It’s going to be hot. It’s going to be flat. Who’s going to break first? Is it going to be

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  • August 21, 2025 King Cricket

    A 21st Century Worst XI for an Ashes Down Under

    8 minute readEveryone loves a Combined XI. Yeah, sure, it’s usually a Best XI, but in these parts we deal in Worst

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  • August 5, 2025 King Cricket

    From Chris ‘Napoleon’ Woakes to unbreakable Mohammed Siraj: 9 moments of pure cricket madness from the final day of a blinding and brutal Test series

    7 minute readNo other sport does all-the-fun-of-the-fair climaxes like cricket. In large part that’s due to the complexity of the game and

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June 28, 2021 England / India

Either Tammy Beaumont is dominating bowling attacks exactly as much as they allow her to or she’s not telling us something

< 1 minute readAs an elite cricketer, you can approach your cricket however you want. The important thing is that no matter what approach you take, you have to tell everyone you’re being positive and aggressive and dominant. In cricket, certain words are right and certain other words are wrong. We’ve lost count

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June 25, 2021 England / Sri Lanka

Will Sri Lanka’s tour that is technically already well underway ever really get underway?

2 minute readWe’ve half-followed some underwhelming international series that we don’t especially care about before now, so we like to think we know a thing or two about the genre. Sri Lanka’s current tour is shaping up to be a fine example. Exclusively white ball tours can often be shoulder-shruggers. It’s not

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June 24, 2021 India / New Zealand

New Zealand’s World Test Championship and the fallacy of fairness

3 minute readWhere did we get this idea that every trophy has to be a lab experiment, measuring and weighing every facet of excellence? In the immediate aftermath of defeat, Virat Kohli said that in future the World Test Championship final, “has to be a test of character over three Tests.” Beaten

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June 22, 2021 England

Oh look, a Chris Woakes. Forgot we had one. What shall we do with it?

2 minute readAfter six years away, Chris Woakes is back in England’s T20 squad. It kind of feels like they’ve just happened upon him hanging about the place and concluded that they had to put him somewhere. We’ve been moving house for the last week or so. We were only supposed to

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June 21, 2021 India / New Zealand

Drawn Test matches are great because draws make Test wins better

< 1 minute readIt’s not a complicated thing. When you win a Test match, you’ve conquered not just the opposition but also time. This makes Test wins a bigger deal. It’s not enough to be better than the other team to win a Test match. You have to be better than them to

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June 17, 2021 England / India

Charles Bannerman, Enid Bakewell and the incredible rarity of Test match No.141

2 minute readWomen’s Test matches are almost incomprehensibly rare – as evidenced by the fact that India are currently on a three-match winning streak which began in 2006. (The initial victory was followed by a bumper 2014 in which they played twice.) England’s long format fixture list hasn’t generally been too congested

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June 16, 2021 Match report

A 1997 Ridiculous Ashes podcast match report

2 minute readRegular King Cricket contributor Ged Ladd writes… I listened to each of the first four Tests of the 1997 Ridiculous Ashes podcast while resting my back on the bed, early evening, following early morning starts. I can report that this method reliably sends me to sleep after 10 to 15

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June 15, 2021 Regulars

Dusty seemingly exhibiting active distaste for the County Championship

< 1 minute readAP Webster writes… You may recall my parents’ cat, Dusty, from his indifference to the Boxing Day Test back in 2019. What with the whole global pandemic business, this weekend* (during which we have celebrated a Big Birthday for an important family member, and crucially also the first weekend I’ve

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June 14, 2021 England / New Zealand

That match when Mark Wood top scored in England’s second innings

< 1 minute readA lot of things happen over the course of a Test match – even one that barely scrapes into a fourth day. But you look at an innings where Mark Wood top scored and that feels like the main thing. That’s the thing that sums the match up, isn’t it?

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June 8, 2021 Australia / England / Features

The 2013/14 Ridiculous Ashes

2 minute readWe’ve done series two of The Ridiculous Ashes Podcast with Dan Liebke. It’s about the 2013/14 Ashes and we’ll add the episodes below as they go out each week. If you don’t already know, the Ridiculous Ashes is an alternative trophy awarded to the side that produced the most hilarious

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  1. Sam on Second chances, Average Joe and “the same sort of number three” | Ashes Nonsense Watch – Part 2November 12, 2025

    Is it time to start talking about how we’re going to follow all of this? TNT Sports? TMS? TalkSport? BBC…

  2. Tim on Second chances, Average Joe and “the same sort of number three” | Ashes Nonsense Watch – Part 2November 12, 2025

    With Captain Complainer, Disgraced Smith, and now Average Joe, we seem to be assembling a veritable 17th century rogues gallery…

  3. Ged Ladd on Second chances, Average Joe and “the same sort of number three” | Ashes Nonsense Watch – Part 2November 12, 2025

    Some blokes respond well to being referred to as "some bloke"... ...whereas other blokes don't. Let's see if "yer bloke"…

  4. King Cricket on The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)November 8, 2025

    It continues to be out. As for when it was first out? That's another matter.

  5. King Cricket on The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)November 8, 2025

    Wouldn't say that was the full equation, but it does feel like Ted's in there with a few others.

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