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Otherwise known as Alex Bowden, a lapsed cricket journalist who has written for ESPNCricinfo, wisden.com, Cricket 365, The Cricketer and plenty of other places. Links to some non-cricket writing and a bit more background here.
June 27, 2023 Australia / England

You can ignore Ollie Robinson – England probably won’t “go harder” in the second Test

4 minute readWe still don’t feel like we know Ollie Robinson all that well, but one thing we’ve concluded is that he is now pretty well established as England’s talker-of-bollocks in chief. Robinson somehow made the headlines last week for a tetchy and sweary outburst at Usman Khawaja after dismissing him for

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June 26, 2023 Australia / England

Ashleigh Gardner sees your 10 wickets in a match and raises you

2 minute readAfter securing a 268-run target via Tammy Beaumont’s 208 and Sophie Ecclestone’s second five wicket haul of the match, England were, if not happy, then at least steely-eyed and up for a challenge going into their second innings. Then Ashleigh Gardner took 8-66. Moeen’s Ali’s seeping spinning finger last week

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June 25, 2023 Australia / County cricket / Extras

The Kookaburra cricket ball – what’s the big deal?

2 minute readThey’re going to use the Kookaburra cricket ball for the next couple of rounds of the County Championship. Why exactly? Have you ever seen that godawful film where Nicolas Cage is a pilot and a bunch of people suddenly cease to exist? Nic Cage films range from actually good to

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June 23, 2023 Australia / England

Ellyse Perry is a lot less bothered than you’d think about getting out for 99

2 minute readThe climax of the last Ashes Test was so dramatic that they decided to play another one. No, not that Ashes Test climax – this Ashes Test climax. For England and Australia cricketers, Test opportunities come around either constantly or almost never, depending whether you’re a man or a woman.

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June 22, 2023 Australia / England

Why do we complain about declarations? Maybe because declarations feel easier to quantify

4 minute readFew declarations pass without public complaint, but Ben Stokes’ first innings declaration in the first Test of the 2023 Ashes was more controversial than most. People complained when it happened and then they really complained when England lost. England were 393-8, Joe Root was on 118 and Nathan Lyon had

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June 20, 2023 Australia / England

A lesson from Pat Cummins: even bloody awful Ashes cricket is bloody brilliant

4 minute readIt just ratchets up, doesn’t it? The climax of a tight Test match ratchets up the tension and anguish to the same point a normal sport can take you… and then it just gleefully and sadistically carries on ratcheting from there. It keeps on ratcheting for maybe another hour of

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June 20, 2023 Australia / England

Stuart Broad says England’s all-out attack will involve a fair bit of defence

3 minute readAttacking is great and defending is boring and attack is the best form of defence. Also – we don’t know if you’re aware of this – but sometimes defending can be a great way of attacking. But that’s still a type of attacking, okay? OKAY!? Swap ‘Bazball’ for ‘Numberwang’ and

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June 19, 2023 Australia / England

Did you see… Harry Brook’s first over?

3 minute readThe Ashes has already delivered a great many remarkable moments, but few have been quite like Harry Brook coming on to bowl early on day two. It wasn’t so much that Brook was getting a bowl – it was when. It was inside the first hour and after two quick

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June 15, 2023 England

Know your Bazball – an illustrated guide

2 minute readAre you settling in for the Ashes and finding yourself a bit perplexed by all the ‘Bazball’ talk? If you’re struggling to know what is and isn’t Bazball and don’t want to embarrass yourself by making a faux pas – fear not! Simply consult our short and informative illustrated guide…

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June 15, 2023 Australia / England

Now TV might work out the cheapest way to watch the Ashes if all you really want to watch is the cricket

2 minute readIf you’re in the UK and you want to watch the Ashes, Now TV is probably your cheapest legal option. (If you sign up as a ‘new customer’ via any of the links on this page, we’ll get a small cut. Update: No, turns out we don’t actually. Apparently we

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  1. King Cricket on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 26, 2025

    Still here at 8-3. Wonder how we'll- yeah, you get it.

  2. King Cricket on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 26, 2025

    We've checked the score for the first time between innings. Wonder how we'll look back on this moment...

  3. Paul Oakes on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 24, 2025

    Have a great day before the Boxing Day Test, as Gideon Haigh called it. And hopefully a lot of others…

  4. Sam on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 24, 2025

    All the bestivus.

  5. Rhys Muir on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 24, 2025

    To be clear - these are my plans for the next four weeks

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