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(Almost) everyone rejoice: India have picked Rohit Sharma for an away Test match again
< 1 minute readIndia have again let Rohit Sharma don white clothing overseas. This is excellent news for fans of explosions in fireworks factories. For context, Rohit averages 85 in Test matches in India, so he’s a brilliant batsman. He also averages 25.75 outside India, so he’s a rubbish batsman. India like picking
Continue readingUnbelievably, despite endless elite debate, Australians have once again completely lost track of ‘the line’
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Continue readingThe only definition of ‘elite honesty’ that makes any sort of sense whatsoever
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Continue readingWatch the second Al Jazeera match fixing documentary in which (nameless) England cricketers are accused
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Continue readingThe two very obvious highlights from Pakistan v Australia in Abu Dhabi
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Mohammad Abbas could get hold of your phone number (and so could Naseem Shah)
2 minute readFootage emerged this week of a player who could only ever have been from Pakistan. Supposedly 15 years old – but actually 17 – Naseem Shah took 6-59 in his second first-class match via a heady masala of hooping away-swingers, yorkers and helmet-rattlers. Meanwhile, in Abu Dhabi, Shah’s countryman Mohammad
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