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October 6, 2020 County cricket

When did Keaton Jennings turn into Napoleon Dynamite?

< 1 minute readThis is a rhetorical question, because even without research we know the answer is ‘during lockdown’. Isabelle Westbury reckons Keaton Jennings has gone Gower, but that isn’t quite right, is it? Keaton’s mane is more luxuriant than Gower’s. The truth is that Keaton has thought to himself: ‘Girls only like

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September 28, 2020 County cricket

Was it tantamount to cheating for Essex to have Alastair Cook in the Bob Willis Trophy final?

2 minute readEssex won the Bob Willis Trophy because they scored more first innings runs than Somerset in the final. Essex made 337-8 and Somerset made 301. Alastair Cook scored 172. Only one other Essex player passed 30. There is something satisfying about this; the idea that the best players are very

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September 24, 2020 County cricket

You can watch (and rewatch) the whole of the Bob Willis Trophy final for free – including rain delays

2 minute readThe Bob Willis Trophy final between Somerset and Essex is taking place this week. There were only 44 overs yesterday, but that’s okay because it’s a five-day game. The big news is that you can watch it. Sky Sports, the England and Wales Cricket Board and the BBC are all

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August 21, 2020 County cricket / England

Colin Graves’ gesticulating is simply not good enough

3 minute readYou might be expecting some sort of pithy takedown of Colin Graves’ tenure as ECB chairman here. Don’t get your hopes up. Our headline is brutally literal. We just watched Graves defending The Hundred and other things on Sky Sports and it struck us that his hand gestures were feeble.

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August 19, 2020 County cricket

Shall we keep an eye on George Garton or what?

2 minute readIt’s probably social media that’s sapped our taste for talent-spotting. The online world is awash with people predicting great things for players. They’re usually wrong but we know as well as anyone that it’s a numbers game: predict great things for absolutely everyone and then flag up only your ‘hits’

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February 27, 2020 County cricket

If you’re going to use the Kookaburra ball in the County Championship, do it correctly

< 1 minute readJoe Root has become the latest person to suggest that they should use the Kookaburra ball for some of the County Championship. There is a very obvious and correct way of doing this that almost certainly be overlooked. Speaking to The Telegraph, Root said of the Kookaburra: “It is a

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December 18, 2019 County cricket

The Hundred: Does a two-and-a-half minute break in a game of cricket actually constitute a ‘time-out’?

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November 1, 2019 County cricket

You can add to the English cricket season but you can never take away

2 minute readA brief history of what’s been wrong with the County Championship in the fairly recent past, the present, and in a couple of years’ time… The last of those seems to be on the cards going by an interview with Ashley Giles in the latest issue of The Cricketer. Giles

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October 22, 2019 County cricket

Don’t know what to think about The Hundred? Why not take your lead from Steve Smith’s awkward polite smile?

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October 19, 2019 County cricket

The Hundred draft: Which team pissed its money away on overpriced stars?

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    Yeah, well, that was that I suppose. Was so unimpressed that it's taken me to what would have been the…

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    I hope you’re not suggesting that Geoffrey’s mum could do better than that with a stick of rhubarb, Tim.

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