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Month: September 2019

September 28, 2019 Australia / England / India

13 things that happened this summer that sort of sum things up but mostly don’t

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September 27, 2019 Cricket books | reviews and recommendations

An Instant Cricket Library in a cactus

< 1 minute readSend your pictures of cricket bats and other cricket stuff in unusual places to king@kingcricket.co.uk

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September 25, 2019 County cricket

Will Lanky the Giraffe ever win the T20 Finals Day Mascot Race?

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September 24, 2019 County cricket

Essex, Somerset, 27 Dresses and “Pou-Pou”

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September 20, 2019 Australia / England

Video: A new angle on a perfectly normal Steve Smith defensive stroke

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September 19, 2019 Australia / England

Stuart Broad v David Warner

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September 18, 2019 Australia / England / Features

2019 Ashes Worst XI – who gets into our composite team?

4 minute readNever mind all those Ashes Best XIs. Who would get into the far more hotly-contested 2019 Ashes Worst XI? 1. David Warner – 95 runs at 9.50 First name on our team sheet even if we weren’t starting at the top and working our way down. If Josh Hazlewood had

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September 17, 2019 Australia / England

The 2019 Ridiculous Ashes was a great Ridiculous Ashes, the 2019 Ridiculous Ashes was a ridiculous Ridiculous Ashes

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September 16, 2019 Australia / England

Is the Oval Test the most maudlin of all the Tests?

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September 14, 2019 Australia / England

Is Steve Smith finally tired of batting?

< 1 minute readEngland v Australia, fifth Test, day two

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